2) He is clearly capable of some kind of independant sentient thought - i.e. he isn't retarded.
3) He doesn't require my assistance when taking a crap
4) He likes watching Scrubs
5) He can clean himself
6) He doesn't destroy my shoes
7) He only licks his testicles for about an hour a day
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You forgot to mention that he drills behind the sofa, and in fact, is not your pet, he is your master. And a lenient one at that.
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